#Sharkweek On The Regain Channel Is Cool, Only Ane Mean Value #Diabetesweek On The Regain Channel Would Hold Upwards Awesome!

I’m obsessed alongside Shark Week on the Discovery channel, similar totally obsessed. 

Snuffy the Seal has expire my mascot du jour. 

                  Snuffy the seal - "It's a bad calendar week to hold upwardly a seal." 

Sunday as well as Mon nighttime I watched shark scientists surf inwards the same waters every bit their subjects & heard interviews alongside shark assail survivors. 

And terminal nighttime when I should bring been packing, or writing, or doing a hundred other things, I works life myself glued to the tv set as well as mesmerized past times all things shark. 

Things similar a reconstructed megaladon, a sharkcam as well as all it’s awesome as well as incredibly unopen shark angles of sharks swimming of the Massachusetts coasts, non to cite shark assail survivors.

And as well as therefore in that place was the #voodoo sharks. Yes, the Louisiana #voodoo sharks as well as the urban legend  the voodooiest shark of them all, the elusive as well as never seen Rookin. Who is thought to hold upwardly some hybrid of bull shark as well as god knows what else, as well as who kills pretty much anything inwards its path.

There was Louisiana Shark hunter known every bit Captain Blimp (I swear to God, that’s his name) who was either the bravest or stupidest human alive, as well as alongside a Louisanna accent therefore thick that in that place should bring been subtitles when he spoke. He was fearless as well as funny.

And it seems similar everyone is into  #Shark Week - or cross promoting it. 

Ths calendar week Wendy’s is serving their burgers inwards this contraption:

And... 

Tom’s is offering express edition pairs of Shark Shoes,with $5 of the proceeds 
donated to Oceana. 

Local bars across the province are offering Shark Week themed happy hours & in that place are Shark Week Drinking games.

Here’s the thing: I loathe sharks - They scare the crap out of me! 

I’m an bounding main swimmer who used to surf & expire long distance moving ridge running as well as the thought of sharks freaks me the hell out out!
Yet, every twelvemonth Shark Week holds me a willing captive!

It’s genius marketing as well as promoting at it’s finest. Brava, Discovery Channel!

And the brilliance of the marketing got me thinking that if someone similar me, Kelly Kunik, a mortal who dislikes sharks intensely & is totally afraid of them, but who ironically likewise gets incredibly jazzed upwardly i calendar week a twelvemonth & becomes a shark savant, thank y'all to #sharkweek sucking me in, why wouldn’t that run for Diabetes Week on Discovery? 

How awesome would it hold upwardly if THe Discovery Channel had H5N1 calendar week devoted to diabetes?! 

Shows virtually diabetes, the diverse types of diabetes, the history of diabetes, etc. 

Diabetes applied scientific discipline as well as the science behind it, AKA, 'Diabetes Borgs!'
Maybe a demo virtually the History of Diabetes Snake Oil Salesmen as well as women as well as the stupidity of those who pitch the Diabetes Oxygen & Ionized Cure or the Cinnamon Enema Cure.

Perhaps a reality demo called, "When PWDs Attack,"whose attacks are brought on past times The Diabetes Police & as well as the likes in that place of would brand for proficient TV.

Don't fifty-fifty instruct me started on the whole Halle Berry angle!

How virtually  a nighttime devoted to the mysteries of both the endocrine & metabolic systems, non to cite craptastic pancreases.  

Hell, I’ve already done the handling for a Diabetes MythBusters Show, therefore why the heck not!
You could fifty-fifty create a whole Movies Misquotes - D Style, merely for shitz as well as giggles!

Come on Discovery Channel - imagine the gift of perpetuating diabetes realities & busting diabetes myths for a week! 

You tin post away interview people living alongside diabetes doing all sorts of cool materials - And people alongside diabetes doing everyday stuff: Person With Diabetes Eats H5N1 Cupcake - News At 11!

Discovery Channel, you'd hold upwardly demystifying diabetes as well as educating the masses at the same fourth dimension - It's a win - win!

Imagine the gifts you’d hold upwardly giving to every mortal living inwards the U.S. of A. who lives alongside diabetes, non to cite those who may railroad train diabetes as well as those who know absolute jack virtually diabetes. 

And imagine the commercial advertisers - It's a cross promotional extravaganza! 

THINK ABOUT IT.      

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